This year, the gang got together for a little Halloween bash at Toby's house. Becky and I, not willing to go to the extremes in putting together our costumes, decided on this low key look:
"Doctor McScreamy"
"Crazy Eyes" Becky
(First person to mention that I have a "man-sized"
hand print on my ass is gonna get a "man-sized"
foot up theirs!!)
When we arrived at the bash, we met up with some interesting characters...
(Brian and Christy, I would tell you what they
are dressed as, but that may violate the "Doctor/
Patient Privilege"!! )
(Toby - "Beer Keg" aka "The Tin Man" )
(and Shannon as Capt. Spaulding)
(the real Capt. Spaulding)
(NOTE: For those of you not in the know, Capt. Spaulding is a character in Rob Zombie's film House of a 1,000 Corpses, which I highly recommend...here's a taste of what the real character looks like, so you can see how awesome Shannon's costume really was:)
There were a few more people milling around without costumes. Toby's little boy had some friends over, and their parents weren't in the Halloween spirit, it seems (actually, I don't think they realized it was a costume party, cause the kids weren't dressed either.)
While the kids played, Spaulding and I had some chili, and then decided to go and attack the children. After all, what's scarier than a clown? (NOTE: For legal reasons, Brian decided it was best not to wrestle the kids, his costume involved a fake butt in the back and that's about it...I have decided not to post that picture in case Brian wants to run for President some day...and because who really wants to see that??) We wrestled the three kids for awhile, and I endured a smashed thumb, a punch to the nose, another punch to the, ahem, "groin area", and one kids feeble attempt to shove a glow stick up my behind (who's kids are these!?!) But the straw that broke this Doctor's back was when a kid I affectionately nicknamed "Baby Gap" (because he had a Gap sweater on) bit my ass...you don't need to re-read that, HE BIT MY ASS!!
I needed revenge, and the Capt. was more than willing to ASSist. (hardy har har.) The plan was simple, when Baby Gap came a chompin', Capt. Spaulding was going to come around and execute the "Toe Joe" on him.
For those of you not in the know, I have made this little demonstration on what a "Toe Joe" is. (Oh, and giving credit where it is due, special thanks to Hank for enlightening all of us with this great form of entertainment!)
Step One: Select the Target
(This bear will represent our
ass biting friend, "Baby Gap.")
Step Two: Turning the Target
(Because kids are little, and weak, this step is easy...
just flip them on their stomach.)
Step 3: TOE JOE the Target
(Lift the Target's foot up, and place his toe
in the band of his underwear. The more the
kid wiggles to get free...and it's not very easy
to get free from this...the more the toe pulls
on the underwear, exposing more and more
of the kid's behind...laughter ensues as the
kid is embarrassed in front of all his little
friends. For even more fun, I recommend
the Double Toe Joe...)
The kids cleared out, and the games began. We started with a modified limbo competetion where you had to pick up a paper bag with your mouth, without letting any part of your body touch the ground. Each round, the bag was cut down, making it lower to the ground. The final three competetors were:
To Be Continued...(Sorry, the blooger isn't uploading very fast, so I'll hit you with part 2 later!!)
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