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Me: "Damn, it's as hot as a witch's titty out here, which begs the question, how hot is a witch's titty?"

Scott: "Well, it really depends on how you classify a witch. Are witches descendents of hell, or are they the undead?"

Me: *shrug* "Spawns of Satan?"

Scott: "I don't think they are spawns of Satan per se. I think they are undead."

Me: "You can kill witches though...you can burn them..."

Scott: "You can kill Zombies, too, and they are undead."

Me: *shrugs, true*

Scott: "See, I think witches aren't really witches until they get past the age of normal living people, you know, like over 100. Until that point, they could just act like witches, and learn the craft..."

Me: "What about the girls in the movie, "The Craft"?"

Scott: "No, they are Wicca Witches, that doesn't count."

Me: "Oh, so real witches aren't made, they are born into it?"

Scott: "Something like that."

Me: "So, it's past down, maybe skip a generation..."

Scott: "Yeah, and when they reach a certain age, then you know they couldn't possibly be that old, and that's when they have proven they aren't real life people..."

Me: "Ah, they are undead!"

Scott: "Exactly!! And if you were so inclined as to feel the witch's titty, I bet it would be room temperature, or cold...not hot."

Me: "Ah, that explains it!!"

Scott: "But the expression is cold as a witch's titty."

Me: "It is? Oh, never mind then..."