Wednesday, December 22, 2004

TOP 5 TV WIVES WHO MARRIED DOWN

Over the past several years, I have noticed a trend in television. Yes, there are more Reality Shows, but the trend I am talking about isn't the sprouting of unpaid people eating bugs, but rather the Un-Realistic coupling of today's tv couples.

It seems that the women on tv are always super hot, and the husbands are, to be blunt, schlubs. Here is my Top 5 TV Wives Who Married Down...

#5: Tie: Yes, Dear and According to Jim.

Yes, Dear
Jean Louisa Kelly

...and her tv husband...

Anthony Clark

As you can see, Jean Louisa is not a bad catch. Anthony Clarke, however, is a dork. On the show, he is also a whiny little girl. An obvious "downgrade" for Miss Kelly.

According to Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith

...and her tv husband...

Jim Belushi

Jim Belushi isn't a bad looking guy, and his brother was the ultra cool John Belushi, but I still think we have a mis-match here.

#4: Listen Up!

Wendy Makkena

...and her tv husband...

Jason Alexander

Love ya, George Costanza, but you don't deserve Ms Makkena.

#3: Everybody Loves Raymond

Patricia Heaton

...and her tv husband...

Ray Romano

This is a no brainer. Patricia Heaton is not only one sexy momma, but Ray is a doofus who plays golf, neglects the kids, and basically, does nothing!! She definately married down!!

#2: King of Queens

Leah Remini

...and her tv husband...

Kevin James

Kevin, oh, Kevin. You are one of the funniest guys I have every seen, but you do not deserve Leah Remini. Just look at the picture!!! Smokin'.

#1: Still Standing

Jami Gertz

...and her tv husband...

Mark Addy

I want to say Leah Remini is better looking than Jami Gertz...but I just can't. And look at the husband!! I would take Kevin James over Mark Addy...if I was a girl, of course.

Congrats, Jami Gertz, you settled WAY too low. You could have done much better!!



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Courtney is easily the hottest out of all of these TV wives. Hooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE her recurring part on 2&HM, Totally SEXY, Leaves you aching for MORE