Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Shed-volution

For the past couple of weeks, Becky and I decided to overhaul our shed, with the excellent help of my mom and dad. Before, it was a run down, dirty, beast of a shed, but we dedicated ourselves to making it beautiful once more.

Now that we are very nearly finished (we still have some painting to do), I thought I would share the results.

DAY ONE:

We started on the back yard side of the shed.
(Before - backyard side of shed)

I had to brace the inside walls, as the people who put the shed up put the studs every 32 inches instead of every 16. After that, I began demolition. I tore our the entire front and re-sheeted it. Big D (my dad, for those of you not in the know) then cut out the opening for a window, we swapped out the door for a new one and we began some siding.
(Backyard Side Shed - Day one.)

DAY TWO:

On day two I was flying solo, so I only finished the siding on the backyard side. I wanted to pace myself, and it was, like, 100 degrees out.
(Finished Backyard Side Shed...still
needs some paint on the trim.)

DAY THREE:

Day three was a Monday, so Becky and I had to get what we could finish done after we got home from work. I decided to do the outside side of the shed.
(Before: Outside Side of Shed)

Mom had pulled all the vines and crap off the wall when she was over, so that was out of the way. I then removed the window (as this window faces a business, and I don't need people looking in my shed window from the alley or the business). This task was fairly straight forward. Remove the window, board up the hole, and, well, that's it. I didn't take the sides off here, because they were in good shape. We just sided over them.
(After: Outside Side of Shed)

DAY FOUR/FIVE:

We had to wait for Friday to roll around before we started day four. Why? We needed to call in the big guns. Dad actually took a day off (isn't he the best?!?) to come and prep the back side of the shed.
(Before: Back Side of Shed.)

This was the biggest part of all. Big D began the process while I was at work. He took the old garage door off, and began making a casing for the new doors to sit on (you can see the excellent work in the After photo below!) After that set (overnight), I removed the old wood, while Big D framed in the new doors. The new doors went in on the first try, because my dad is super-awesome with that kinda stuff! We re-sheeted the back, and called it a night.
(First day of Back Side of Shed renovation.)

DAY SIX:

Becky and I attacked the back side of the shed after work, and make some good progress the first day. We put up trim, painted, and did some prep for the siding.
(Second Day of Back of Shed Renovation.)

DAY SEVEN:

On day seven, we finished the back of the shed, and wow, what a difference!!
(Finished back of shed.)

DAY EIGHT:

We now began to work on the carport side of the shed.
(Before: Carport Side of Shed.)

Big D had cut a window in the carport side earlier in the festivities, so Becky and I once again began to attack the siding. When we got to the top, we stopped so Dad could add a 1 x 6 trim at the top.
(After: Finished Carport Side of Shed.)






Friday, June 15, 2007

More Autographs!!

Have you given up on your favorite star signing for you? Well, you shouldn't cause the other day I received this in the mail for Amanda...
(Chris Daughtry signed promotional photo, also
signed by a few of his band mates!!)

I predicted a 14-21 day turn on this photo, and it took 14 weeks. Oops!! That's only 98 days, so I was pretty close, right?!?

ALSO...I received this photo in for Sue's mother-in-law, Debbi:


Before you get too excited, Debbi, please know that this autograph is PRE_PRINTED! He did not actually sign the photo. It is a pretty nice picture, if you're into scruffy looking dudes, that is. I will get this in the mail to you soon, unless Hank and Sue invite me over to their new house, at which point I will hand deliver. (This photo had a bonus Fan Club information sheet with it...big excitement!!)

Who will be next to receive their autograph? Stay tuned!!
(Please visit The Contest Starts Now if you have no idea what this post is about!!)

Monday, June 11, 2007

Angry Rant # 7

One of the greatest things about writing a blog is the knowledge that someone, somewhere is reading your words, and they either agree or disagree with the opinions that you have. Most of the time, the words are just used for the reader's own internal debate, and sometimes the reader feels passionately enough about a subject to leave a comment for me.

I love comments, cause it justifies why I do this. Knowing that people read allows me to feed my ego, and continue on with the process (thanks to all who comment, and a big shout out to Sue, who almost always does so!) No matter if you agree, disagree, laugh, cry, or scream at what I write, your opinion is just as important as the words I write.

Sometimes, I feel passionate enough to respond to the comments. If you weren't around for the Cat Stevens Fiasco, then you might not know what I mean...but if you were around for that, you DEFINITELY know what I mean!!

Anyway, my recent post attracted a new reader whose comment I would love to respond to. The post in question, 5 Things I'll Never Understand, listed as one of the things the fact that radio stations cut the ends off of songs. To this, a reader named "Jose" responded:

"LYRICS!!! The one I can't stand is IMAGINE. For example, imagine there is no religion. Someone should shoot the godless communist that wrote that one."

(He goes on to say a few more things that you can read for yourself in the comments section of the post.)

For those of you not in the know, I am a huge Beatles fan, huge John Lennon fan, and I cannot keep my lips buttoned on this comment. I will leave the comment up, because I believe in people having their opinions, but I will have to respond to it, and here is my answer to you, Jose...

A few years back, I was watching a program about lyrics in songs. It was about how kids are drawn to violence because of the lyrics in songs from Twisted Sister, Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest, etc...and then the show had a preacher-type guy on there who was "analysing" an Alice in Chains tune called "Man in the Box."

Preacher Man said it's songs like "Man in the Box" that are teaching kids to hate religion, to turn their backs on God and other such anti-religious things in nature. Why?

"Just listen to the lyrics," he pointed out. As a clip of the music video played, he helped us understand the lyrics.

"Feed my eyes...can you sew them shut...Jesus Christ...deny your maker..."

"See how clear it is, they are telling you to deny your maker!!" he exclaimed.

The show then went to another song. This enraged me, being an Alice in Chains fan, because I know that song, and I know how it ends...

"Feed my eyes...can you sew them shut...Jesus Christ...deny your maker...HE WHO TRIES...WILL BE WASTED!!"

Hello!! When you take the song completely in context, you see the rest of the story. They aren't saying deny your maker, they are saying IF you deny Him, you will be wasted. This isn't an anti-religion song, it's actually a PRO-religion song if anything! (Actually, the song is speaking out against animal cruelty and censorship, NOT against religion!)

Why this Alice in Chains rant? To make my point about "Jose's" comment, and it is simply this: Take the whole song in context, not just the parts you want to make your argument. John Lennon was a lot of things...but the theme of his music was almost always about one subject, peace.

Let's look at the song Imagine:

"Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man

Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one"

Lennon isn't saying denounce religion, he's saying if you took all the things that divide people...possessions (dividing the rich and the poor), countries (dividing different nationalities), religion (I don't think I need to give examples of how religion can divide people...ALSO don't misread this as me saying religion divides people, because I am not saying that!! I am simply saying religion CAN divide people and has in the past and current day.)...and eliminated them, maybe the world could establish peace and could, as the song says, allow us to live as one.

I can see how the line "Imagine all the people, sharing all the world" might sound like he is promoting communism, but look at the song as a whole, and look at Lennon's musical works as a whole, and I think the only conclusion you can come up with is this song is NOT about communism or Lennon being "godless" as Jose wrote.

Now, if you have made it this far, I need your help. Whether you agree or not with this, please take a minute and comment, just so I know you are out there, and to know your stance on this subject. Maybe I am wrong on this...the bottom line is this: Take things, whether they be song lyrics, speeches, or quotes in their context. Don't assume because someone says "deny your maker", that they are denouncing religion because you never know if they are going to follow that up with "he who tries will be wasted!"

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Killing Fields (UPDATE)

The death count gets higher...

4 Chipmunks

4 Birds

(Reporting deaths...now I feel like CNN News!!)

That is all.

5 Things I'll Never Understand

I consider myself a pretty open-minded person. I can see how some people can enjoy Pepsi over Coke, Chinese food over Mexican, or even '80's music over '60's music (though that one is a stretch!!)

But there are a few things that I don't believe can be explained by any rational explanation. Here are a few things I don't understand.

1. Devil went Down to Georgia

Charlie Daniels has been sawing on that fiddle for decades, telling the tale of "Johnny" (or Jonny, or Johny, or however the hell you want to spell it.) vs. "The Devil." For those of you not in the know (who doesn't know this song??), The Devil bets Johnny a fiddle of gold, against Johnny's soul that he can play fiddle better.

And The Devil totally kicks Johnny's ass. Song's over...

Wait, Johnny wins?? And he wins with "Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no!"?!? You have got to be kidding me! First, The Devil's fiddling is totally superior to that of Johnny, and secondly, do you really expect me to believe The Devil is just gonna bow and give up the fiddle to "Granny does your dog bite?"

I don't get it...I'll never get it. Who honestly thinks Johnny is better?

2. Bald is Beautiful

Only certain people can pull off the bald look. Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, etc...I have no problem with "Follically Challenged" people shaving their heads. The thing I don't understand is people who naturally have a beautiful head of hair, but decide they want to shave their heads! You know who I'm talking about Britney Spears, Chris Daughtry, David Beckham...







(David Beckham with hair)





(David Beckham without hair)

(NOTE: I know, he's sexy with OR without hair!! Damn you David Beckham!!)

3. On The Radio

Not only do I not understand this one, but it also bugs me. Certain songs, usually long songs, have endings that are as much a part of the song's appeal as the song itself...for example, Layla by Derek and the Dominos. At the end of this epic song, you hear Eric Clapton and Duane Allman trading licks back and forth, ending with Duane Allman's famous "bird-call" lick.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, listen to the song...or just take my word for it when I say it's awesome.

Well, guess what happens when this song is on the radio? The damn DJ comes in right before the bird-call lick and starts yappin' their trap and/or fading the song out before the lick is played!! Why play a 7 minute song on the radio, and cut the last 3 seconds of it?!? That makes me mad!! I WANT TO HEAR THAT LICK! Same thing with Dire Straits Sultans of Swing (cool ending solo stuff), or Zepplelin's Stairway to Heaven etc...

If I am going to sit through 6 or 7 or 10 minutes of a song (hello, November Rain!!), then at least give me the pleasure of hearing the whole song!!

4. Third-World Countries

Can someone explain this? I've never heard of First-World or Second-World Countries (I'm sure there are both, but which countries fall in that class?), but you hear all about the Third-World. I'm just confused!

5. Listen to the Bass go BOOM

You know what I'm talking about here...car rollin' down the street, windows down (even if it's 20 degrees out) and the bass of the car's stereo is jacked so high, and is so loud, that the windows on surrounding buildings are rattling. What is the purpose of this? Ladies, does this turn you on? Does it give the guy in the Honda Civic "street cred?" Maybe I'm just old fashioned (or old, either way) but I think this is ridiculous!! No one wants to hear your stereo that loud booming...it's not cool. And pull your pants up while you're at it.

5a. Air Bud

People, dogs cannot play basketball. Dogs cannot play soccer. Dogs cannot play football. Get over it!! (This goes for all the crazy animals doing human stuff movies such as that one with Joey from "Friends" and the baseball playing monkey.)

That's all for now...I'm glad I got that out of my system!!